"worst Roommate Ever" Roommate Wanted - Part 1(... Site

The ad was simple, tucked between a listing for a "vintage" beanbag and a used lawnmower:

Elias moved in that night. By midnight, the honeymoon phase ended. It started with a wet, dragging sound in the hallway— thump, slide, thump, slide. When Elias peered through the crack in his door, he saw Arthur dragging a heavy, plastic-wrapped bundle into the bathroom. "Worst Roommate Ever" Roommate Wanted - Part 1(...

"Just... refreshing the stuffing!" Arthur chirped, sensing the gaze. The ad was simple, tucked between a listing

Elias, drowning in debt and currently sleeping in his Honda Civic, didn't ask questions. He didn't even mind the taxidermy. He just wanted a door that locked. When Elias peered through the crack in his

"Arthur," Elias started, his voice trembling. "Where did you get those?"

The next morning, Elias went to the kitchen for coffee and found his roommate meticulously organizing a collection of human teeth in a velvet-lined egg carton.

Should Elias for the rest of the "previous tenant," or try to sneak out with his security deposit?