In Bulgaria, the 'Yellow Booklet' isn't just a piece of paper. It’s a shield. It’s a VIP pass. You get caught stealing? Show the booklet! You get caught lying? It’s not a lie—it’s a 'manifestation of the condition.'

"They say the 'Yellow Booklet' is a document for the mentally unstable. But look around. Who’s really crazy? The man talking to a lamppost in 'Nadezhda,' or the man in a three-piece suit on TV promising you that the price of bread is actually a hallucination?

(Adjusting his glasses, looking sternly into the camera)"Good evening, respected viewers. Tonight... tonight we talk about the 'Yellow Booklet.' You know the one. In this country, we’ve reached a point where having a medical diagnosis for madness isn't a disability—it’s a prerequisite for a career in public life." The Band: (A sharp, mocking brass sting— Ba-da-da-da! )

"Evgeni! Play something... something that sounds like a man trying to explain his tax return to a cat. Something schizophrenic."

(Grinning, strumming a bass note) "Boss, in this band, if you don't have one, you’re the weirdo."

Godji, tell me... do you have a booklet? Or are you just naturally like that?"

"Ku-Ku Band! Give them the rhythm of the madness. Let’s dance until the doctors come!"