Arthur spent three weeks highlighting the book in a color-coded system so complex it required its own legend. He learned the difference between a (the exciting one) and a bear market (the one where you hide under your desk). He mastered the art of the "Stop-Loss Order," which the book assured him was the financial equivalent of a safety net, rather than a "Panic Button," though Arthur suspected they were the same thing.
"Volatility is not your enemy," he read aloud, his voice trembling slightly. "It is your dance partner." Trading For Dummies, Second Edition (For Dummie...
His first real trade was in a company that manufactured eco-friendly shoelaces. "Everyone has feet," Arthur reasoned, tapping a finger against Chapter 5. Arthur spent three weeks highlighting the book in
Arthur decided to dance. He held his position, set his technical indicators as the book suggested, and resisted the urge to refresh his browser every twelve seconds. By the end of the month, the velcro fad faded—turns out, people missed the dignity of a well-tied knot—and Arthur’s eco-laces rebounded. "Volatility is not your enemy," he read aloud,
Once upon a time, Arthur, a mild-mannered librarian with a penchant for alphabetizing spice racks, decided he wanted to conquer the stock market. His only previous investment experience involved a high-stakes lemonade stand in 1994, which ended in a crushing deficit after a neighborhood dog knocked over the inventory.