The Boondocks - Season 3 -

As the bulldozers rolled in, the tech-bros fled, complaining about the lack of high-speed Wi-Fi in the "authentic" experience. Granddad’s "Italian leather" shoes melted in the sun as he chased after a fleeing influencer who hadn't paid for his lemon water.

"Attention, all you 'digital nomads' and 'content creators'!" Ruckus bellowed through a megaphone. "Mr. Wuncler has decided that the 'Heritage Retreat' is an unauthorized competitor. This zone has been rezoned as a parking lot for the new organic kale-chip factory!" The Boondocks - Season 3

That evening, the Freemans sat on their porch, watching the neon signs flicker out as Wuncler’s latest scheme went bankrupt. Woodcrest was quiet again, mostly because half the neighbors had been evicted by their own subscription services. As the bulldozers rolled in, the tech-bros fled,

By noon, Tom DuBois was on the Freemans' porch, hyperventilating. "Robert! They’re 'optimizing' my lawn! A man in a turtleneck just told me my backyard is now a 'communal yoga zone' because I didn't read the updated HOA terms on my iPad!" Woodcrest was quiet again, mostly because half the

"Granddad, this is exploitation of our own culture for the benefit of people who think 'The Projects' is a brand of high-end denim," Huey warned.

For three days, the Freeman house was packed. Riley started charging guests for "certified street wisdom," which mostly consisted of him reciting lyrics from rappers who were currently in jail. Tom joined in, offering "legal thrill-seeking tours" of the local courthouse.

"Hush, Huey! These people are paying $400 a night to sleep on the floor and hear me complain about the 'good old days.' It's a gold mine!"