Ceasefire - [s1e23]

: Believing he is going home, Klinger holds a "ceasefire sale" to get rid of his entire collection of dresses.

: Overjoyed, he gives away most of his belongings and tells three different nurses he is married to avoid long-term commitments, resulting in one nurse hitting him with a bedpan. [S1E23] Ceasefire

The episode begins when informs Colonel Henry Blake of an unofficial ceasefire. The news quickly spreads throughout the camp, leading to jubilant but premature celebrations: : Believing he is going home, Klinger holds

: Serves as the camp's skeptic, refusing to believe the war is over until he is physically back home. The news quickly spreads throughout the camp, leading

: The two share a drunken, emotional farewell, with Margaret even attempting a suicidal gesture in her despair over their impending separation.

The episode concludes during a farewell party when General Clayton receives word that the ceasefire has fallen through. The celebrations are immediately cut short by the arrival of new wounded soldiers, forcing the unit back to work.

: Herb Voland (Gen. Clayton), Marcia Strassman (Lt. Cutler), and Patrick Adiarte (Ho-Jon)