Me — Never Ever Getting Rid Of

Ogie’s lyrics are relentlessly stubborn. Lines like "I'm not going... I'm probably waiting outside" walk a fine line between devoted and "stalkery," but the delivery keeps it firmly in the realm of quirky charm.

Ogie shares a childhood story about a stray cat named Sardine who hissed and scratched at him. He interprets this as the cat saying, "Ogie come and catch me," which teaches him that perseverance is the key to friendship. Never Ever Getting Rid of Me

Ultimately, the song serves as a reminder that love doesn't always look like a grand ballad—sometimes, it’s a high-energy promise that someone is simply never going away. Ogie’s lyrics are relentlessly stubborn

Bareilles crafted the music with an effervescent, upbeat tempo that reflects Ogie’s "pure heart" and boundless optimism, contrasting with Dawn’s cautious nature. Critical Reception and Impact Ogie shares a childhood story about a stray

The song appears early in the musical when Ogie, an eccentric and socially awkward tax auditor, visits Joe’s Diner to woo Dawn, a shy waitress he met on a single five-minute date. While Dawn is initially intimidated by his sudden appearance, Ogie launches into this high-energy, "circus-like" declaration of romantic permanence. Breaking Down the Charm

What makes the song a "solid" piece of musical writing is its balance of three distinct elements:

Reviewers often cite this number as the show's biggest "applause-getter". Critics from HowlRound Theatre Commons note that Fitzgerald’s comedic timing often encourages audiences to disregard the "disturbing" nature of Ogie’s refusal to leave, transforming a potentially cringeworthy moment into a triumph of "misguided charm".