Nekrogoblikon -

"Pathetic," he sneered. "Not enough sludge. From now on, every song is a mission statement, and every mission statement is a goblin box . Welcome to the new era of productivity. It’s going to be loud, it’s going to be weird, and—most importantly—it’s going to be bonkers ."

A terrified junior analyst raised a trembling hand. "Sir, we're a software firm. We don't have a swamp." Nekrogoblikon

The fluorescent lights of the mid-level corporate office flickered, hummed, and then exploded in a shower of sparks as John Goblikon kicked the door open. He wasn’t here for an interview, and he certainly wasn't here to discuss the Q3 projections. "Pathetic," he sneered

"Alright, listen up, you skin-sacks!" John bellowed, his green skin glistening under the emergency lights. Behind him, the rest of the band stood in a jagged line, guitars slung like battle-axes. "The board of directors is out. The goblins are in. And the first order of business? Free insurance for all swamp-dwelling entities!" Welcome to the new era of productivity