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Getting ready for a night out isn't just a routine; it’s a ritual. Taking inspiration from Lil Dicky’s "Classic Male Pregame," here is the definitive guide to the "gentleman’s" descent into chaos. 1. The Procrastination Phase

Start low-tempo. You’re building a narrative here. 2. The Selective Grooming This is about efficiency, not perfection. Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame

Clean up the beard lines, but leave just enough scruff so it looks like you "didn't try." Getting ready for a night out isn't just

Drink one glass of water now. It’s the only one you’ll see until 3:00 AM. 5. The Main Event: The Beverage This is where the tempo shifts. Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame