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: A small cutout of Jesus meant to peek over door frames or computer monitors. Weird Apparel & Plushies

: A baby onesie with microfiber mop fringes on the stomach and legs, so the baby "cleans" the floor while crawling.

: A monthly wall calendar featuring photos of some of the most unfortunate taxidermy attempts. goofy stuff to buy

: A soft, round throw blanket that makes the person wrapped in it look like a giant human burrito.

: A snake-like neck pillow that simultaneously holds your phone right in front of your face for hands-free lounging. : A small cutout of Jesus meant to

: A single pair of "one-size-fits-most" backup underwear, often packaged in a comically small tin. Goofy Home Decor & Lifestyle

: A tiny desk figure that emits a high-pitched scream at the press of a button. : A soft, round throw blanket that makes

: A connected device that tracks how many eggs you have left and alerts you when they are going bad.