In Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator , you engage in 1v1 battles against either AI or other players. You take turns picking words and phrases from a shared pool to build an insult that scores points based on grammar, length, and "burn" quality.

: You can "sip tea" to refresh your hand of words, which is vital for finding specific phrases needed for high-scoring combos or achievements. Unlockable Content

The game features several unlockable characters and scenarios:

This file appears to be a version of , a competitive verbal sparring game developed by Vile Monarch where players piece together sentences to create the most devastating (and often nonsensical) insults. Game Overview

: You must combine nouns, verbs, and continuations (like "and") while avoiding "Your mother" clichés unless you can build a massive combo.

: Certain characters are weak to specific topics. For example, Albert is weak to insults about his kettle or poor deals, while H. P. Lovecraft hates realistic topics that drain his sense of eldritch wonder.