Santa Claus: Go Fuck Yourselftrailer Park ... - Dear
Not the kind that smells like burning hair and regret, but one that actually puts out heat before June.
Specifically, that it stops humming like a jet engine and starts actually keeping the generic-brand beer cold. Dear Santa Claus: Go Fuck YourselfTrailer Park ...
This post captures the gritty, bourbon-soaked spirit of a trailer park Christmas, where the lights are tangled, the heater is broken, and the holiday cheer is served in a dented tin cup. Dear Santa Claus: Go Fuck Yourself Dear Santa, Not the kind that smells like burning hair
Not the kind that smells like burning hair and regret, but one that actually puts out heat before June.
Specifically, that it stops humming like a jet engine and starts actually keeping the generic-brand beer cold.
This post captures the gritty, bourbon-soaked spirit of a trailer park Christmas, where the lights are tangled, the heater is broken, and the holiday cheer is served in a dented tin cup. Dear Santa Claus: Go Fuck Yourself Dear Santa,