Caillou Uploaded: The Digital Afterlife of a 4-Year-Old Icon

Caillou isn't just a cartoon anymore; he’s a piece of digital infrastructure. As long as there is a "Submit" button, Caillou will be there—whining, learning, and being grounded for all eternity in the cloud.

A massive subculture where users "ground" Caillou for thousands of years for increasingly absurd crimes.

Stills of Caillou’s face distorted into eldritch horrors, representing the collective frustration of a generation of babysitters.