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"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer.

That’s when he saw it: a White Ibis —better known to locals as a "bin chicken"—perched precariously on the rim of a nearby Council bin. This wasn't just any bin chicken. This one had a certain glint in its eye, a look that said it had survived three lockdowns and a hundred school lunch raids. aussie reddit

Gazza sighed, looking at his hash brown—the perfect golden triangle of grease and potato. He knew the drill. This was a classic Sydney shakedown. "Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered,

The tourist scrambled for their phone, thanking Gazza profusely. Gazza just nodded, took a sip of his lukewarm coffee, and watched the bin chicken finish its prize. "Don't even think about it