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He realized that vaporizing Earth was bad for business. Instead, he landed his saucer in the middle of Times Square, opened the hatch, and put up a neon sign:

The scheme was simple. He sold "Intergalactic Pet Rocks" (just glowing moon pebbles) and charged $1,000 for a five-minute ride in a zero-gravity chair. The humans loved it. Within an hour, Zorp had enough cash to buy a small island. Within a day, he bought Google. ALIENS WANT MONEY TYCOON INFINITE MONEY AND GEMS

Then came the . Zorp didn't care for Earth diamonds; they were too small. He used a tractor beam to pull a literal asteroid made of solid emerald into low Earth orbit. He began "mining" it by simply shaking it until giant green rocks rained down into his backyard. He realized that vaporizing Earth was bad for business

Soon, Zorp had so much wealth that money lost all meaning. He started using $100 bills as napkins and rubies as gravel for his driveway. He sat on a throne made of compressed platinum, looking at his screen which simply read: . The humans loved it

But Zorp wanted . He built the "Super-Magnet ATM," a device that beamed every stray penny and forgotten nickel on Earth directly into his vault. The gold reserves of Fort Knox were teleported into his basement to be used as doorstops.